Mommy's solution for dirty tissues
Whip it out, no point in hiding bro
Don't let it slip out again!
Swallow, count and repeat
Only one thing can get done around her
Solid presentation prep, boss
Use this fucking slut
Wanna climb my fucklist?
Soft as silk and sweet as honey
Is this a serious talk, mom?
I'll help you get up, baby
Pick your favorite, daddy!
I've been missing out
I love your ideas, honey